AC

Will be going for Annual Camp tomorrow all the way to Friday. It's going to be (supposedly) a fun camp but after SUTC I am quite skeptical about all 01 camps.

Will blog more about it when I come back, hopefully in one piece.

Another piece of news, the J1s made us bring our thermometers, which shows that the level of alertness is increasing due to the addition of another H1N1 case in Singapore, bringing the total to 5.

Benny you got your wish. Sadly it came during the school holidays.

June Holidays

Not really holidays.

Projects: History, Chinese, CS/CLE, RE and English. A grand (grand!) total of 5 projects for the entire duration of the June Holidays. I would probably have to go to other people's houses lots and lots of times.

Coupled with the fact that Monday will be Annual Camp till Friday, it's going to be fun but doesn't help matters much with my workload.

Anyway, for today and yesterday I foamed to finish the stupid banners and cutting and stuff. Friday was emulsifying spam. Today was painting spam. Had to use turpentine (purtenpine o.0 lolz) to get the paint off me.

Not really holidays.

I still can't think of a title.

Is this blog dead or dying?

I don't really have the time to follow the strict rules set by Benjamin that I have to post once a day because it's quite impossible, taking into consideration the fact that the workload has increased by a lot.

I have a fungus on my leg. Yes it's disgusting and its not mushrooms. It's not really that visible but you can see some bumps and rough surfaces. It is actually growing under my skin and thats seriously disgusting, gross, creepy and scary.

I shall now talk about the miniolympics which I said I would blog about in the next year. Be grateful that I actually remembered.

It was actually quite simple. For each win, the patrol gets 6 points, as opposed to the usual 3 points of the EPL. For each draw, the patrol gets 2 points, also as opposed to the usual 1 point in the EPL. For each loss you get nothing.

Basically each patrol will play a variety of games against each other, such as basketball, soccer, badminton and frisbee. There was also track events.

As usual, due to my pro-ness, we got first :D.

I still can't think of a title.

I can't think of a title

So it shall be that.

Tomorrow is Science Practical.....really nervous because I'm still a little unclear about what to do.....so let me just recap here.

Starch Test: Add 3-5 drops of iodine(I'm not sure about this part) to the solution and shake. If starch is present, the solution will turn dark blue.

Reducing Sugars Test: Add an equal amount of Benedict's reagent to the solution. Boil in a water bath for 3-5 minutes. If reducing sugars is present, the end result will be an orange/brick red precipitate. (Remember to observe the transition colours).

Protein Test: Add 3-5 drops of sodium hydroxide followed by 3-5 drops of 1% copper sulphate. If protein is present, the solution will turn purple (thanks George).

Fat Test: Add 3-5 drops of 70% ethanol solution to the solution. Shake and pour 3cm cube of solution into a test tube. Add an equal amount of distilled water. If fats are present, the solution will turn into a white emulsion (whatever that means).

I'm not sure if there will be anything else so I will check with people tomorrow.

igtgkthxbai

My first ever quiz?

Found this on Alvin's blog.

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a "blonde"
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[ ]You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 15

Multiply your score by 3 and you should be able to find out how retarded you are.

Eg, for my case, I am 45% retarded -_-

01 miniolympics win

For 01 act today we had mini olympics. Quite fun lah, just stone around and get up for a while to play then stone again.

Seriously tired today so will blog more about it in the next year.

Happy Vesak Day?

Today was "holiday" in-lieu for Vesak Day. "Holiday". More like "Foamingovermathssupplementryexerciseday". Spammed all five of it. I think I just lost 45% of my brain cells, wasted and splattered over crumpled worksheets, turning greyer as the worksheets turns soggier.

So Wednesday's act would be a "Neighbourhood run", which would more likely turn out to be a "Run around Singapore 5 times Run". Then two days later would be my 2.4 which I am planning to fail in since I still can get a silver even if I fail so I will purposely failfailfail. Maybe I should be like fjm and get 20 minutes?

Just maybe.

I need more chances to show off my manlyness, hence the maybe.

Manlyness.....manliness?

A problem with my digestive system

It is yet again official. I have constipation. 

It started like a week ago and since then I've been releasing lots and lots of inspirational air every day. Whenever I shit only a few tiny pieces exit my body. That's why I have been taking a long time to shit every day, struggling and fighting a losing battle to constipation.

We shall now have a song to end of the post. 

Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.

Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said, "take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,"
So then I faced

Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the clock,
Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for irregularity.

Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated. 
No, no, no.

I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.

(no no)x11
(oooh)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...

Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.

Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj

Come to think of it, this is probably my longest title -_-. 

2.4 today was ok. Not what I had expected, but at least I got a D (I think).

The main point of this post: Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj has saboed the runners today to run AGAIN next week. Today's runners meaning those who ran today. The others could not because it was raining.

The main, no ONLY reason we have to run again is because Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj failed his lap counting. We were supposed to run 7 laps. He ran 6. He thought he ran 7. His lap counter, Zi Yang, failed too and said it was 7 (he later admitted it was 6). It was quite obvious that Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj skipped a lap because Yi Yong was always in front of Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj but Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj finished 6th and Yi Yong finished 7th. Obviously Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj skipped a lap.

And so, Mr Sarkkunan succumbed to student pressure because we all knew that Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj skipped a lap and we wanted Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj to retake the thing. So mr Sarkkunan asked Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj whether he wanted to rerun. 

Lets analyse this question. There are two possible responses for Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj to choose from, Yes or No. 

Yes = Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj would run again and today's runners can sit back and suan him.

No = Everyone has to run again to avoid the discreppancies. 

The stupid part is, no matter what answer Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj gave, Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj would still have to run. The difference is whether today's runners (me included) will run with Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj.

So Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj said No, ie, Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj saboed everyone to run again.

And so now Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj owes us 2 tofus.

I don't care if Jedidiah Andrew Seth Xayaraj sees this, but I am seriously :@ with him and I am going to be the main person in the tofu.

I'm so :@

The contrast

Just realised the huge and majorly huge contrast between primary and secondary school. I was at TNS today after LJD to pass my RE survey to the P6 GEP students. So because I couldn't find my teachers, I wandered around the school in hopes of seeing a familliar face (which I eventually did). Since it was the afternoon session, the epic lameness of the P1-P2 failures in life shouted out at me how huge a difference there IS between secondary and primary school (actually some are no better than P3 but I shall not name names).

Maybe its because as we age our view on life and perspectives changes, our priorities (prioritIES) changes, and basically a lot of things about us and our maturity (or lack of it for CERTAIN people) changes a lot too.